Right now I have a beard. I didn't have a beard before, but I got one now. This is fun talking to you this way are you still reading this? Here is my ultra secret writing for special friends who really like to read about important stuff like my Bio. I was born a long time ago, I went to school, then worked a long time doing something. Now I make You Tube videos and annoy my wife. I've lived in Chicago all my life. I even got da accent down-pat.